Noches de Insomnio
0212 de nacimiento/0274 de corazón, 24, Matasanos de la Republica Bolivariana de Venezuela
Mis ladillas de media noche, cuando no hay nada que hacer o la guardia esta aburrida
  • ruinedchildhood:

    send this to your crush with no context

    (Source: xeppeli, via bryiy)

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  • The Wallet Ninja

    It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

    BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.

    GET your own Wallet Ninja ($14.99)

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    Follow us: Inspiring Pieces

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  • didgeridood:

    after watching anaconda

    (via missdanidaniels)

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  • freshiejuice:

    lotuslopez:

    darkbluetile:

    this post is my dream come true

    babies with babies

    i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

    (Source: brebearsexybetch, via jmdvbgs)

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  • poseido-del-alba:

    Deveria decir SEXUS

    (Source: skyphoi, via quegranladilla)

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  • (Source: best-of-memes)

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  • thecutestofthecute:

    More dogs with their babies.

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  • ruinedchildhood:

    this episode changed me forever

    (via girl-inchains)

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  • cataradical:

    i will return for the child within one month

    this is your warning

    El comercial de Regional se volvió realidad

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via quegranladilla)

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  • Me masturbating to porn

    • Me: This is so hot.
    • Me: *orgasms*
    • Me: ...
    • Me: What is this filth
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  • pantheraj:

    "HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

    "YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

    (via girl-inchains)

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  • decadentiacoprofaga:

    Clear sky today!
    One picture from the morning, one picture from the afternoon.

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  • The Fappening

    Algunos son reales, otros son fakes. 

    Sean uds los jueces y disfruten

    http://imgur.com/a/QCaSi#B84dCV2